That’s one lazy loch ness monsta.

“This is just plain fuckin’ stupid. Your neighbor gets a dildo that plays ‘O Come, All Ye Faithful’ and you wanna get one too!”

No, see, they just relocated the dipstick. You can locate it just behind the steering wheel, right above the driver’s seat.

Long live the Queen!

How would he know…?

“Why do i even keep this hooman?”

“The donut of enlightenment!”

“Khajiit has wares if you have coin.”

Or a mad genius…?

Standard cat pose: “see that shit? Yeah, you love it.”

My boy Urza was the same way. He’d pose and pose until you take the picture and SNEEZE!!! or SQUIRREL!!!

You quacked at the teacher?!

Delphine the Weenie Queen And Amos

Have we all forgotten the sublime lyrical experience that is Bawitdaba? How can you hear

“Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy Said the boogie, said up jump the boogie”

and not soar upon the wings of angels?! Shakespeare would weep with jealousy!