They’ve been doing this for close to 20 years. Ever since shortly after google bought them.

The situation is WTF.

I’ll put smart bets on Salt Lake City’s mayor.

Well…I’m anti-AI as it gets, and I don’t support this measure, but I would like to point out if you’re on the floor dying, that WOULD be an emergancy call.

if we want to make any kind of progress.

The people who own this country DON’T want progress.

Plot twist, you now ordered bleach as a topping on your pizza.

Sooooooooo, universal basic income?

“I would like to buy this mansion for $1.00.”

“This home is 100,000,000”

“This home is $1.00”

“This home is $1.00”

“I would like to buy this home for $1.00”

“Thank you for your purchase. The title is now in your name.”

I don’t know about Seinfeld, but I know in Friends, they used look-alike, but not real products.

It’s not Sprite, it’s Sprita. Same logo (for the time), but not the same.

It wasn’t skittles, it was skitles.

You see where I’m going with this. They wanted the feel of a real apartment, without the legal trouble from using real products.

I feel like I’d drop it, and it would crack in half.

whispers in your ear

“4‐Chan”

Facebook.

I too am confused.

No. I was hoping they’d be blueberry flavored!

Ok…that’s a bit scary for me.

Wait…only one? I’ve been eating several, to help break down foods inside my gizzard.

BAAAAWWWWKKKKKK

…wait, this is a bad idea?

Imagine you’re a woman, about to sleep with a guy. You take his penis into your mouth, but all of the sudden his penis turns into a stick shift. And his whole body wraps around you and turns into a car. And now you’re sitting in the drivers seat with a stick shift stuck in your mouth.

Then you hear in a loud robotic voice, AUTOBOTS! ROLL OUT!!!

And suddenly the lamp in the room turns into a helicopter and flies away.

It’s not until later that you realize that your hookup let his buddy disguise himself and sit in the room to watch.

And then you wonder…if your boyfriend cums on your tits…is it just gasoline? Oil? Winshield wiper fluid?

Man that is an unfortunate headline phrasing. I kept wondering if Optimus Prime has a penis or not.

knows how to make himself look smart

He said, talking about the guy who did a nazi salute on national television, intentionally, and then turned around and did it again for the people in the back. In case there was anyone who missed it the first time.