He’s finally hurting the right people!

Just like Disney castles!

Poppycock! I challenge you to a duel!

Replacing blood with mustard could soon be possible, one expert says.

EDIT:

I cannot, in fact, imagine this. Not in any way close to what the reality apparently is, anyway.

Well, the idiot c-suite execs certainly are.

It has many valuable use cases. Replacing human interaction is not one of them.

Other than hearing his name mentioned frequently, I don’t know who this person is, nor do I want to find out. Also I hate his name.

Same for me. I also have to reboot more often as the system seems to get buggy if I’ve been running it for a while.

I used to able to navigate all of Massachusetts from memory with nothing but a paper atlas book to help me. Now I’m lucky if I remember an alternate route to the pharmacy that’s 9 minutes away.

Wait, you can actually delete a Gmail account?!

I think one great measure of consciousness would be, if you try to kill it, slowly, so that it knows what you are doing; does it try to stop you of its own volition?

I can’t do any of those things

All according to known human Ted Cruz’s master plan.

Well that’s a lame perk tree