It’ll be bing or something. The internet is too big nowadays for a small group to keep up. There’s just too much new information streaming in.

There will be a day where they are efficient enough to slap into a label like this. Your beer cans could chirp you for not drinking enough.

We distilled our anxiety into an abomination. It thinks it’s afraid, and that should be terrifying.

Yep, was going to mention a study from a few years ago that threw out most of this data as junk since they found many were counting stretched flaccid as “erect”.