They’re boycotting Pringles as an evil trap created by the democrats to trap their hands in the cans so they can’t vote.

The whole country should start sending her “Congratulations On Your Abortion!” Hallmark cards.

The brand can be a great identifier. If the response is “Apple”, I can’t help you. If the response is “HP” or “Dell” or “Walmart”, I know the issue is likely because of proprietary garbage that’s locked down “for the safety of the user”.

When speaking to the computer illiterate, the brand question will usually be answered with either “Apple” or “Windows”. You gotta get that answer out of the way so you don’t waste 15 minutes trying to get someone to right-click something only to find out they only have 1 mouse button.