Ours tried to explain to project leaders that employees are not mostly interested in their salary, but in praise. That went over well.

some would try to appear “we are family” to retain employees

Nope. Rule of acquisition 111. They claim that everyone is part of a happy family because family is easiest to exploit.

Good thing there are no actual problems to solve…

Nope, only Morrowind. Arena and Daggerfall had no mod support at all, nor was a construction set delivered with them.