I have a crush on TotallynotJessica.
Because I was complaining just last night about how I’m definitely gaining weight now, and no I won’t stand on the scale to confirm, but I can just tell from the way my clothes are fitting, and it’s “so unfair because I’m not even eating anything rich or carb heavy, and I exercise every day”. Then literally the next day I get up, eat chocolate, watch YouTube videos, do zero exercise, then fall back asleep.
I dunno. This seemed as good a time as any to get this off my chest.
I ate chocolate today and I’m feeling really guilty about it.
You’re getting stuck on my failure to read the summary because you thought this was an opportunity to make someone feel stupid online. The fact is that I did read it, and the article, however my brain disregarded the miniscule detail that we’re only talking about the friends part of Bumble because it has no influence on my overall takeaway. Stop being weird.
Authenticity is no less important in platonic friendships.
This doesn’t seem like an important distinction.
It looks like you don’t have a personality yet. Would you like to use AI to generate one for you? Honestly, why are you even trying to date at that point?
That’s a heart breaking way to learn your lesson about backups. It must have taken a long time to accept.