ivanafterall ☑️

I’ve enjoyed my NVIDIA Shield, though it’s arguably a bit long in the tooth if they’re still full price.

Not too much, what’s eris you?

Technically, you don’t know Fonzie’s temperature. And before you go and say “human temperature,” the Fonz is a fictional character, so all bets are off.

Fine. But are you sure they’re not judging me?

On the bright side, maybe this is building up to an “owner of the Segway company”-type ending?

“General, we need to consult all of the local meth addicts, stat.”

When I was growing up, what I remember calling “yellow jackets” were small yellow and black things, smaller than a bee. When I Google yellow jacket, I get images of flying death machines with a badass livery. Maybe you have different yellow jackets? Just a guess.

This was literally the photo that finally got me banned from Reddit years ago.

Anyone else notice Gromit is shaped like curvaceous hips and ass? I really need to get laid.

I was mid-proposal. She said, “Yes, as long as this call doesn’t e…” Thanks a lot, Microsoft!