Make sure to use the phenol-free paper.

It’s called capitalism. If you can’t hire anyone, maybe the pay sucks.

Thank you.

I wish I had fuck you money. I’d use it to bankroll the development of LibreOffice and all the other alternatives to MS365 and get them integrated. Then I’d start a massive training program to teach people how to use them.

FSM

Finite-state machine?

Flying Spaghetti Monster?

Forgetting Sarah Marshall?