Google updates its algorithms to encourage its users to not use Google.

On the plus side I suppose this suggests it starts working intermittently too, Microsoft working to get you working.

Saying ‘don’t downvote’ is the flammable inflammable conundrum, both don’t and do parse as do.

Lie to me once Microsoft shame on you, lie to me twice shame on me.

Could? What use is could, anything could be possible. And what sort of abstract says the technical term for uploading a mind is mind uploading.

Why do you require me to give so much personal information to make a simple purchase, isn’t it a security hazard?

We take security very seriously and guarantee your information is kept safe from any potential threat.

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Our servers are currently down due to a security breach, we are looking into it and have learnt lessons and will provide a guaranteed secure environment for our users going forward.

But what about the first guarantee you gave, will you make good any losses I incur from the theft of my data from your servers.

Hello?

Hello??

To be fair I think it is happening to Google as much as it is to everyone else, we are running down a hill and are going too fast to stop.

Who would have predicted it would come for its own first.

Sounds wonderful, ‘Open the rental agreement HAL’.

We can put our spy specs on and update our spy site profile on our spy device and if there is anything left that is just ours we can now tell it to our spy friend.

At a time when reading books is dwindling we who have as our ultimate sole purpose the distribution of books have decided to make it more difficult to have access to books in the hope we might make a little more money through our self destruction.

Can you make it more ugly and prone to mechanical failure for no gain.