I have two eyes and I’ve never gotten one to work.

I have never heard of most of these and I’m a decent degenerate.

I’m going to have to amplify Clownsinspace2’s suggestion of libreoffice.

It is free and open source. It will output files in any way you want including MS readable formats.

And idk what flibbar is but it looks sketchy af.

Why does this seem really off?

Golden retrievers seem to have a high proclivity for the job.

Nice try, cop.

Don’t blaspheme against PC Jesus.

Bc $$$.

My provider won’t allow it unless I pay them $15/mo extra.

You can change the setting on your router anytime but it won’t work if your ISP doesn’t actually allow it.

Cool. Let’s break them both down and replace them with a thousand smaller, employee owned, and ethical companies.