Dude, if you were reading between the lines any harder you’d… shit, I ran out of metaphor.

I happen to like my individualist worldview and don’t think it needs curing.

TIL there’s a global market in fake cheese. Which is to say, real cheese that someone slapped a fancier label on.

I’m sure all the steps we took to reach this point were logical ones, but we still find ourselves in a very strange place.